Look to the TARS! An Interstellar Robot Cross Stitch Chart

So I went to see Interstellar and apparently unlike most people I really enjoyed it! If you are going to pay that much for a movie ticket then almost three hours means you definitely get your money's worth!

The robot TARS was probably the best part though. If I were a robot that is the sort of robot I would be. So I did a little cross stitch chart featuring this interstellar wiseacre. Very simple. Only a couple of colours. It is basically a bunch of squares with back stitched outlines.

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Perfect Cross Stitch for the Craft Beer Real Ale Lover: I Heart Craft Beer

Thought this little chart would make a great Christmas present (or Anytime present) for the Real Ale Craft Beer fan in your life. A pint beer glass which you can really stitch in the colour of your choice. Perhaps you prefer an IPA or maybe a Porter is more your style. You can switch up the colours on this cross stitch chart to suit.

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Tree Pretty! A Simple Tree Cross Stitch Chart to Bring Back Spring

Hello peoples! Rather than not posting at all this week I did the best I could with my tired brain. It is coming on to winter here now and all the trees are bare and sad. Maybe stitching these happy little trees will bring a little Spring into your life.

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Please share links to your equally halfassed squash carving and decorating skills in the comments.

My mom got me a pumpkin while she and dad were visiting last week. To make a Jack-o-Lantern. I wasn't going to bother but then when I got home last night and the pumpkin is all sitting there sad and uncarved I felt kinda sorry for it.

Pumpkins are a bit pointless. In fact Hallowe'en as the drunken commercial candy coma evening we know today was probably perpetrated solely by the pumpkin manufacturers of North America to shill their unwieldy and tasteless squash. Without it pumpkins would have become extinct centuries ago. The same would have happened to broccoli if it had not been "discovered" to "help prevent cancer".

Pumpkins do not prevent cancer. The only thing that pumpkins prevent is a good night's sleep due to the guilt you feel for not making a jack-0-lantern with the one your mom bought you because really she would like to think you are still ten years old and all the things that are wrong with you can still be fixed.

The thing about carving a pumpkin is that when you are done all the things that are wrong with it are there to stay. Especially if you use permanent marker to draw on it and then change your mind and actually carve it some other how.

Suddenly feelings of failure loom. If only you had thought more about it. Planned. Bought the Right Tools. If only. It could have been something like you get on all the techie pop culture web sites this time of year with the pumpkin carving art.

Do not be decieved. These people are nerds.

Do not be sad that your pumpkin does not achieve this standard which is only accomplished with massive amounts of effort, planning, and time spent not leaving the house or interacting with other human beings.
My pumpkin falls short of just about every standard there is. Even the It's Crap standard. Even I was surprised at the sheer and monumentally pathetic half-assedness of it.

But then stick a cheap scented candle in it and cut the lights...


Pumpkins as a metaphor for life. We are all useless and pointless organic matter. We get beat up and have holes poked in us. But then someone comes along and cuts off the top of your head, stuffs a light inside it, and you rampage through the country side devouring bunnies and small children.

The circle of life is complete.

Only Happy When It Rains Cross Stitch Chart

You can take the girl out of Vancouver but you can't take Vancouver out of the girl. Born and raised on the west coast of Canada I get my snail rain loving tendencies from that climate. Don't get me wrong though. I love being out in the sunshine too but there are some days that I wake up and long for those wet and ragged skies of my childhood. And this kind of what this chart is about. There was a day last week when the tail-end of a hurricane hit my locality and I breathed in pure nostalgia.

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Kawaii Candy Corn Cross Stitch Cat for Hallowe'en

Hey folks. Not much to say today. Here is a free cross stitch chart for you in time for Hallowe'en. Or is it Halloween now? Not sure. It's a cute kawaii candy corn cat.

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Muthafuckingoddamnsexyrussian SPACE GECKOs

Germany Invades. JFK Shot. Berlin Wall Falls. Anna Nicole Found Dead. All headlines from simpler times. Today there was a headline in the news that truly is one for OUR times: Russian Sex Geckos Die in Orbit.

This needed a cross stitch chart.

Mother fucking sexy space geckos. Thank you Russia for crazy ass horny zero G lizards. It fills me with such joy to think that, after a rigorous selection process, grueling months of training, and a course in sensual massage, GECKOs were shot into space to sex it up in orbit. And it fills me with such sadness that these little pioneers of space sex did not make it back to Earth alive. We can take comfort in the fact that they must have had a WHALE of a time before snuffing it.

Godspeed little geckos! You go before us and we salute your sacrifice for science.

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